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After rows of College Walk trees were torn down last semester, the…
Fran Splant, CC ’29, was recently spotted wearing a sweatshirt with ‘It…
Donate to March for Our Lives “The Turning Point USA leadership team recently convened to discuss the role of the Second Amendment in our propaganda, I mean, education. We’ve decided to reconsider…
Various reputable news sources have reported that Acting University President Claire Shipman is engaged to former soccer player Kati Jo Spisak. Yes, they are both women. Yes, we are also surprised. But,…
The long-awaited opening of the new Raising Cane’s location on 111th Street has generated tons of buzz due to their giveaway of free Cane’s for a year. However, a significant loophole in…
Following up on their announcement that the Class of 2029 is the largest enrolled class in Columbia history, Columbia Admissions released a new report today revealing the university is actually still in…
Earlier today, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announced their engagement after two(ish?) years of dating. The couple may be one of the most heterosexual pairings of all time — a pop star…
After millions of dollars in debt, mass layoffs, and unintentional involvement in Columbia’s data leak, Barnard students have finally had enough with President Rosenbury. Several students have begun protesting poor administrative decisions…
Last evening, all Columbia College students who made the Dean’s List for the Spring 2025 Semester received notification. To make the Dean’s List, students must have a GPA of 3.6 or higher…
Columbia University, fresh off of a hacking incident, has been robbed of a significant portion of its data across the university. Among the victims of this data breach are Columbia students. Columbia,…
On the morning of July 31, Barnard President Laura Rosenbury announced the layoffs of 77 non-instructional positions at the College, citing the need for “staff restructuring.” In a newly released statement, Rosenbury…
Hubert Brown (SEAS ’29) from Cupertino, CA, has ditched the three nonprofits he founded in high school to focus on his new college consulting company that helps high school students get admitted…
This month, the Columbia administration reached out to all students via email, inviting input on the search for the university’s new president. Previously, the administration has faced criticism because of their disregard…
Last week, Columbia was struck by a university-wide cyberattack, rendering most online IT services unavailable and leaking at least 1.8 million Social Security numbers belonging to students, faculty, and staff. Columbia has…
