I started Wegovy about a year ago to cut a few pounds. I started giving out meal swipes to friends, hitting up the JJs carrot and hummus section, and skipping breakfast. The…
Recently, Columbia medical researchers have noticed a concerning trend among the lesbian undergraduate population: Their spines have curved and contorted with one lower shoulder and a lower indent in the spine. After…
You all know that feeling: the one of rising dread as your stomach cramps in that particular way. You know what’s coming, and still, you try in vain to pray away the…
*Note this does not suggest that you’re required to stay bisexual following graduation…
As inviting weather hustles students outdoors, a slew of tortured intellectuals gather outside of Butler Library to get their noses out of the dense manifestos and critical theories for a smoke break. If…
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. — George Orwell, 1984 So this is our tri-level fitness center! It’s…
Earlier this week, a pair of emails sent out to the entirety of the Columbia Student and Faculty body sent shock waves through the community. The first email featured an all too…
And just like that, another year of successful swim tests is in the books! This Tuesday, March 31, Columbia College seniors flocked to the Uris pool to participate in the final swim…
In light of anticipated economic downturn, New York City college students have gotten creative in their money-saving strategies. The most popular? Abstaining from food. The Financial Wellness branch of Barnard’s LeFrak Center…
After weeks of fighting the good fight for better working conditions, the New York City nurses’ strike has ended due to the death of every single one of their patients. Despite this,…
