A recent ad posted by the University revealed that a bold new committee is being assembled to combat the relentless siege known as “winter.” Existing applicants under consideration include traditional frat bros,…
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Early Sunday evening, an unidentified Columbia student took to Butler library, aiming…
As many students are now becoming acclimated to the new age of…
Love is in the air… and in the curriculum! Citing a lack…
“Feeling lonely this Valentine’s Day?” begins the email sent to all Columbia University main campus students this morning. “Feeling hungry?” it continues, building to the climactic release that the monthslong rumors are…
Tensions froze in a standoff on Sunday between campus security and snowmen on the South Fields in front of Butler Library. Around 1:00 PM Sunday, campus security was notified of 6 to…
By Ivy Drinken So you want to start drinking without looking like a total idiot, huh? Never fear, first years (or losers), this guide is for you! When that hot guy at…
In this economy, desperate job applicants are often forced to apply skills to areas they may not have initially expected. Skills in the humanities might be applied to work in a coffeeshop,…
Atmospheric researchers at Columbia’s Lamont-Doherty Earth Observatory have recently confirmed that humidity levels at the construction site of Barnard College’s Roy and Diana Vagelos Science Center (also known as the Vag Center,…
Late last week, House Representative Emily Beral of New Jersey submitted a bill that would turn the job of President of the United States into an at-will employment, effectively removing all short…
‘Tis the season of wining and dining. Everyone is concerned about reservations and wait times and doing all the sure-fire things to maximize their Valentine’s Day. No matter who you are, you…
Dear Columbia Trustees, We are the Art’s Editors for the Columbia Federalist. Every cover, every fold-out, we draw that stuff, and we draw it good. We are aware that you have been…
1500–1600 (Top 1–2%): Hey, nerd! Make sure no one ties your shoelaces together. 1400–1490 (Top 3–6%): You will get off of that waitlist. All you have to do is simply run to…
By Valerie Yum Would love to publish in this format if possible with layout: Saw your ex at a Superbowl watchparty Visited Mount Sinai for you/your friend Missed the Bacchanal pre-sale ticket…
Dear Columbia community, We’ve been hearing student feedback, and, you’d better believe it, three years later, we listened, kinda. As of December 8th, CUID swipe access restrictions on all buildings on Columbia’s…
Hey girlies! Just wanted to invite you guys to my place for a little brunch on February 13th! I’m making French toast and mimosas, so come on over! But remember! No fucking…
