In a newly published research brief, Columbia University Republicans claim that Ronald Reagan’s trickle-down economics works, and their findings are certainly food for thought. The brief contains empirical research that analyzes meal…
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At least one graduate in the Class of 2025 can sleep easy,…
“I think this is my fourth loop, maybe my fifth. You have…
A newly released article by The Guardian alleged that tech giant Apple…
As part of a yearly tradition, the university has released a demographic poll of the newly-committed class of 2029. Most notably, the survey reported that a whopping 100 percent of incoming students…
Dear Class of 2029, Congratulations on Your Admittance to the Most Brutalized Ivy League Student Body! While we looked at almost one hundred applications from all over the world [i.e, from one…
In an executive order on April 9th, President Trump announced the end of the left’s war on showerheads. Lauded as a rare win for radical feminists, Trump has taken down the Obama-Biden…
u/millie_muncher666 • 9 days ago I (19F) go to the Orwell Ivy, and my roommate (18F) is straight from hell. It all started when we were DMing on Instagram. She’s from Brooklyn…
A’walkin round in Lerner, Looking for a treat. Thought: well im close to Ferris, But all they ever have is meat! Chicken, bacon, sausage, pepperoni on their pies, Ferris Booth Commons is…
President Trump signed an executive order earlier this month which proclaimed the water pressure of shower heads to be “too damn soft,” something which he demands must change. While we at The…
After nosy profile viewer and political science major Chad Major-Ally (CC ’27) followed Barnard College on LinkedIn.com, he received a hero’s welcome as he stepped through the gates of the women’s college…
For some members of the Columbia community, going home for the summer means time for rest and relaxation, prestigious internships, trips to Ibi(th)za, or spending time with old friends. But for those…
A series of reports from all corners of Columbia University have confirmed that things will only continue to get worse. Working in collaboration, several graduate programs within the University have released findings…
Amid the breaking news that the Dire Wolf was resurrected by biotechnology after 10,000 years of extinction, Columbia University recently announced the Department of Genetics’s plans to resurrect their own long-dead pop…
Frustrated with the forty-minute delay, a man on the 12:20 flight from Chicago O’Hare to JFK reportedly saved the day by losing his temper with the gate attendant. “What do you mean…
For decades, the post-grad dilemma of no housing and no job has sent Columbia seniors back home to their suburban towns with a fancy degree and a lack of direction. While various…
