The University’s first-week-of-classes financial report sent shockwaves through community members as they saw the sheer price of the electricity bill. When asked for comment, a 4000-level mathematics class said they weren’t even…
“Yeah… she was really something,” muttered Hurricane, ducking his nose into the chipped cup of half-empty diner coffee. He caught his breath as he gazed into the window, memorizing the light tapping…
An Interview with Marcel Duchamp Right before his death, The Fed had the pleasure of interviewing the avant-garde artist Marcel Duchamp. His work focused on experimental, nonconformist ideas that manifested in all…
Welcome Freshmen. Welcome to NSOP. Welcome to the most important week of your life. Welcome to the seven days that will make or break your entire college experience, heck your entire future. …
One question looms as we enter the 2026-2027 academic year. Are you thinking about your Partiful presence? If not, everyone within two social circles knows you’re a loser. Better lock in for…
The Strait of Hormuz, one of the most heavily-used passages for oil and energy traffic, has been closed since March of 2026 due to American interference in the Middle East. Tensions have…
Due to the sweltering heat that students have faced over the past few days in their university housing, Columbia will be offering tents on the South Lawn for those seeking a cooler…
On ██████ 2024, several members of our ██████████ staff attended a ██████ hosted by ██████████ ████████ at his ██████ in the ██████████. We want to assure our readers that no ██████████ ██████…
NEW YORK – A massive winter storm blanketed the tristate area in eight to twelve inches of fresh snow today, forcing schools and businesses to close. However, for members of the Columbia…
On the 6th floor of Butler, not too far to the East or too far to the West, there’s a study room more special than all of the rest. 601, or Little…
