Columbia University announced this week that, along with its yearly flu shot program, the University would also be offering free peptide injections in partnership with the U.S. Department of Health and Human…
Still deciding between an overly sexualized cartoon character, that couple idea you hate, or recycling last year’s costume? You’re in luck because we at The Fed have prepared another round of hard-hitting…
Dearest Mommy, I hope everything is going well at home! It’s been two whole months, but it feels like just yesterday I was on our couch in your arms, watching Golden Girls…
Hey guys! A lot of people have been asking me what media I’ve consumed recently, so I decided to keep a log of my week, plus my reviews. Enjoy! Monday: Step Brothers…
In an attempt to increase student morale as midterms inevitably destroy it, Columbia has decided to create a haunted house in Low Library. The haunted house will open to the public in…
JUST IN—Following extensive deliberation and consideration, administrators at Columbia have unveiled a brand-new plan to be even more publicly safe: Public Safety for Public Safety (or, Public-Safety-Squared). The plan comes about following…
I’ll admit it. When I came to college, I was really worried that, as a man, I was too sexually inexperienced to find a tangible, IRL girlfriend. I just didn’t have that…
With growing pressure from the city in the last few months, the Columbia and Morningside Heights community awaits patiently to see if this is the year the gates finally reopen. Plenty of…
Last week, 26 teams of SEAS students competed in their annual Cardboard Boat Regatta, also known as their excuse for not taking the swim test. Armed with only cardboard and duct tape,…
Have you ever been approached in middle school by Mom and Dad needing to talk to you? Did you have to choose who you loved more in court? Did you think that…
