Infamous for its controversial alumni including Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Dr. Oz, the University of Pennsylvania really needed a cool, likeable alumnus to rebuke their current public perception as the nation’s…
Ahead of President-re-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration, businesses are making big changes to their environmental messaging, adapting to dire projections of climate change. Everyone’s favorite childhood restaurant, the Rainforest Cafe, has announced that…
President Biden To Become A SoulCycle Instructor Upon Retirement From Public Service
In his last press conference as the sitting President of the United States, President Biden announced that he had finalized a deal with the fitness company SoulCycle to join the team as…
Letters of Continued Interest To Be Required for Senior Cruise Hopefuls
In response to both increased class sizes and a growing demand for guests at the 2024 Senior Boat Cruise, the Columbia Senior Week Committee has instituted a policy allowing ticketless seniors to…
I Lived It: I Thought I Wanted to Apply to Law School, But I Just Watched Legally Blonde Too Many Times
Every parent dreams of their child going to an amazing college… unless that child gets there and decides to major in the humanities, it seems! Sorry, Mom—if, instead of letting me read…
Finals Week once again maintained its position as the most stressful week of the academic year, and the Fed is here to make sure it’s as comfortable as possible for our readers…
Many New Yorkers were outraged by the 15 cent base fare increase for subway, local buses, and paratransit, as announced in late August. Cost of living in NYC has increased exponentially while…
Choosing to prioritize his studies, Zachary Chen (SEAS ‘26) rested well at 10:30 PM to prepare for his 8:40 AM class, inadvertently missing out on a life-changing connection that would otherwise shape…
Moments ago, The Blue and White Magazine editors released a statement calling for the return of the briefcase containing their annual allocated budget by the Activities Board at Columbia. The metal briefcase,…