A new financial tech startup, IndeServ (short for Indentured Servitude™), founded by Maude Enslaivüner SEAS ‘28 and Dan Smith SEAS ‘27, is seeking warm bodies for the beta testing of their platform.…
In a stunningly prescient move, Columbia University announced Monday its intentions to shuffle around assets in an effort to provide aid to the long-hurting Barnard. As Hugh G. Tush, a Columbia spokesperson,…
Columbia’s Administration has heard your many—many, unrelenting, truly unending— complaints, and, after months of careful consideration, is introducing the perfect solution: CUID Premium. This multi-tiered subscription service will offer a variety of…
Columbia University announced in November that they are considering increasing the class sizes of Columbia College and SEAS for the next admission cycles. Though they received flack for the over enrollment of…
Monday, January 26th, marks a devastating day in history. Columbia’s most underground campus publication, The Blue and White, has published its last issue. Forever. In a not-so-surprising turn of events, The Blue…
Santa Claus has recently been accused by United Elf Workers, one of the North Pole’s largest labor unions, of threatening to cut the wages and benefits of elves disseminating union related material…
We all know the infamous Butler Library architrave—engraved with the names of dead, white dudes who chiseled the literary canon and the “examination of the human condition” into what it is today,…
This week, major firms including JPMorganChase, Goldman Sachs, and Morgan Stanley have begun their full-time hiring process for university students graduating in 2046. This move should come as no surprise, as students…
In a bold display of transparency, Columbia University announced that next year’s tuition hike will go directly toward producing more high-quality emails informing students about said tuition hike. The announcement came in…
The first hint was the stroller outside my dorm. But the chaos really began when my parents saw the crib next to my bed. “I’m nesting,” I explained to them, as they…
