Still deciding between an overly sexualized cartoon character, that couple idea you hate, or recycling last year’s costume? You’re in luck because we at The Fed have prepared another round of hard-hitting…
In an attempt to increase student morale as midterms inevitably destroy it, Columbia has decided to create a haunted house in Low Library. The haunted house will open to the public in…
JUST IN—Following extensive deliberation and consideration, administrators at Columbia have unveiled a brand-new plan to be even more publicly safe: Public Safety for Public Safety (or, Public-Safety-Squared). The plan comes about following…
Have you ever been approached in middle school by Mom and Dad needing to talk to you? Did you have to choose who you loved more in court? Did you think that…
President Mnookin, Please don’t go a’ bar snoopin’ Or we’ll start poopin’…
At the announcement that Jennifer Mnookin would be taking over as University President, many students feared for the safety of their beloved student bars that have a culture of allowing underage drinking.…
LOW STEPS — This past Friday afternoon, students from all across Columbia University gathered in Low Plaza for the annual club fair. “It was business as usual until the Knitting Club unveiled…
A recent copyright lawsuit filed by prominent queer philosopher and scholar Judith Butler has the potential to leave Butler Library nameless. In The Fed’s exclusive investigation, we found censored correspondence where Columbia…
Jennifer Mnookin, President of Columbia University, began her tenure on a high. She aided Orientation Leaders and Public Safety in welcoming first-years and transfer students during move-in; she liked a LinkedIn post…
Following Barnard’s launch of new apparel for the 2026-2027 school year, the Student Store unveiled their new hot item: bedazzled dental dams. After much turmoil with the manufacturers who claimed sequins would…
