Still deciding between an overly sexualized cartoon character, that couple idea you hate, or recycling last year’s costume? You’re in luck because we at The Fed have prepared another round of hard-hitting…
I’ll admit it. When I came to college, I was really worried that, as a man, I was too sexually inexperienced to find a tangible, IRL girlfriend. I just didn’t have that…
Have you ever been approached in middle school by Mom and Dad needing to talk to you? Did you have to choose who you loved more in court? Did you think that…
We would like to address a recent controversy involving the Columbia Spectator. Students have expressed concern regarding the Spectator’s latest issue, in which the publication proudly displayed their new advertising partnership with…
President Mnookin, Please don’t go a’ bar snoopin’ Or we’ll start poopin’…
Oh Ferris eggs, Ferris eggs, A taste reminding me of ashes of my uncle Greg As classes started you thawed from cool Now I stand with baggy eyes and drool Oh Ferris…
JOHN JAY DINING HALL — In an effort to understand the continued outbreak of drug-fueled insomnia and superhuman stamina among the new cohort of freshmen, staff from John Jay Dining recently requested…
As classes, clubs, and cobbled-together friend groups begin session, you are going to find yourself stuck in a circle peppered with difficult questions such as “What is something interesting about you?” or…
As inviting weather hustles students outdoors, a slew of tortured intellectuals gather outside of Butler Library to get their noses out of the dense manifestos and critical theories for a smoke break. If…
