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Chef Mike’s Sub Shop, the beloved on-campus dining institution, was issued 11 sanitary violations following a recent inspection by the New York City Health Commissioner. Among the various offenses listed by the…
In a shocking turn of events, a recent investigation by the Spectador discovered a series of disturbing hazing incidents stemming from the “foremost pre-professional society for students interested in government,” otherwise known…
The Justice Department’s release of three million additional files from the Epstein investigation has sent shockwaves through the Columbia community, implicating several prominent professors, trustees, and “Center for Well-Being” namesakes. However, none…
In an email titled “Barnard College Commencement Update,” the Barnard College Commencement Planning Team announced to graduating seniors that the official Barnard College Commencement has been moved to Robertson Field at Satow…
“What. The fuck. Happened last night,” said President Rosenbury at the beginning of an emergency meeting of administrators she called on Monday morning. “We need to talk about this,” she continued, proceeding…
Known for her no-nonsense style of leadership, the University of Wisconsin’s former Big Cheese Chancellor Mnookin made her adherence to the drinking age clear with a series of bar raids performed during…
We believe in difficult conversations at Columbia, but are we helping anyone by having them? Wouldn’t it just be easier if we all went along with everything that’s happening by shrugging our…
In an overnight installation, students woke to find a new, surprising sore eye on Columbia’s once awe-inspiring campus: bright, neon-yellow “MINIMUM 4.5 MPH” traffic signs zip-tied to lampposts, trees, and poor ol’…
Inspired by the roaring success of other major concerts, Columbia will be switching over to Ticketmaster for the purchase of Bacchanal tickets this year. It will follow the standard too-many-presale system that…
