by Federalist Staff September 22, 2026September 22, 2026 Breaking News/Featured The John Jay Shitter: Fecal Matter as a Kind of Resistance An Interview with Marcel Duchamp Right before his death, The Fed had the pleasure of interviewing the avant-garde artist Marcel Duchamp. His work focused on experimental, nonconformist ideas that manifested in all… Continue Reading »
Breaking News/Featured Advice for Single Freshmen During NSOP by Livy Molko September 13, 2026September 13, 2026 Welcome Freshmen. Welcome to NSOP. Welcome to the most important week of…
Breaking News/Featured How to Get Your Partiful Numbers Up by Eamon Costello September 1, 2026September 2, 2026 One question looms as we enter the 2026-2027 academic year. Are you…
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On Campus Provost Announces ‘Fight for 15’ Club, Only Winners Awarded Raise by The Feditorial Board March 28, 2016November 13, 2021 Don't talk about it.…
On Campus High-Speed Traders Write Algorithms To Buy Bacchanal Tickets by Max Rosenberg March 24, 2016November 13, 2021 “I’m telling my client to give up and just black out on a McBain bathroom floor."…
On Campus Deantini Caught Running Meth Lab by Simona Sarafinovska March 23, 2016November 13, 2021 He is the one who knocks.…
On Campus Columbia Plastic Surgeons to Use Only Recycled Plastic by Iqraz Nanji March 23, 2016November 13, 2021 If your face isn't going to be biodegradable, it might as well be eco-friendly.…
On Campus New Privilege Check Service to Open in Butler, CC Classrooms by Iqraz Nanji March 22, 2016November 13, 2021 Shed your socioeconomic status for three dollars.…
On Campus Bacchanal Headliner Announced: The Wiggles by Elena Nicolaou March 22, 2016November 13, 2021 Your favorite fit Australian children’s music group is bringing its sick beats to Bacchanal.…
On Campus Trustees Offer Bollinger Full-Time Position After 14 Year Internship by Iqraz Nanji and Max Rosenberg March 21, 2016November 13, 2021 “It was getting pretty hard to make ends meet in this city on my $3 million stipend.”…
On Campus Four More Years by The Feditorial Board March 21, 2016November 13, 2021 A look back at our award-winning coverage of PrezBo over the years.…
On Campus Public Safety Demands That Students Be Secured In Hermetically Sealed Plastic Bags Before Entering Bacchanal Concert Area by Max Rosenberg March 10, 2016November 13, 2021 Students wish Public Safety were sacked instead.…
On Campus Budget Dating at Columbia by Andre Adams March 10, 2016November 13, 2021 Take your loved one to the threshold of a nice restaurant, then feign diarrhea.…
On Campus On The Oppression and Silencing of Jews at Columbia University by F.T. Shaker March 9, 2016November 13, 2021 Jews.…
On Campus Spectator Writer Lands Prized Summer Job As Denny’s Waitress by Anonymous March 9, 2016November 13, 2021 "I wouldn’t even have to murder any of my colleagues to move up the ladder here.”…