by Ava Lyon-Sereno and Reza Shayesteh April 1, 2026March 27, 2026 Articles/On Campus/Science and Technology CULPA Debuts New Feature Following the news of the involvement of several prominent Columbia professors in the Epstein files, CULPA has announced a new feature: professors’ profiles will now show the “broken heart emoji” to indicate… Continue Reading »
Articles/On Campus/Pop Culture Three Columbia Students Named 2026 Yakman Scholars for Excellence in Sidechat by Beau Gantz April 1, 2026March 31, 2026 In a historic cohort, four Columbia students have received the prestigious distinction…
Articles/On Campus/The Core Columbia To Add A Communications Major in Fall 2026 by Stella Turowsky-Ganci April 1, 2026March 31, 2026 A recent statement from Columbia College has announced that a communications major…
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World Trump Tells Santa to Put Muslims on Naughty List by Thomas Germain December 21, 2015November 13, 2021 He's urging Santa to check his database twice.…
On Campus Home For Break, Barnard Student Realizes She Has Surpassed Family In Intelligence, Pretentiousness by Ainsley Bandrowski December 21, 2015November 13, 2021 "They don't even know what non-corporatized coffee tastes like at home!"…
World Facebook User Still Bitter About Redesign of 2008 by Anonymous December 20, 2015November 13, 2021 "A little part of me died along with my wall."…
World Martin O’Malley Remembers Martin O’Malley Is Running For President During Debate by Max Rosenberg December 20, 2015November 13, 2021 He was still making up his mind between Hillary and Bernie while tuning into Saturday's debate from his podium.…
On Campus A Declaration of the Immediate Causes that Induce and Justify Graduate Student Confederation by Iqraz Nanji December 20, 2015November 13, 2021 By General Lee Bollinger…
World Tulane University Expanded To Fourlane University Due To Congestion Concerns by Anonymous December 19, 2015November 13, 2021 Once construction begins, Tulane will change its mascot from a pelican to a crane.…
World Michelangelo’s David Claims He’s A “Grower, Not A Shower” by Shawma Chun December 18, 2015November 13, 2021 "There weren't exactly water heaters back then." …
World Ted Cruz Sprains Back After Taking Huge Leap In Iowa Polls by Iqraz Nanji December 17, 2015November 13, 2021 At least we know Ted Cruz has a spine, after all.…
On Campus Columbia Is Too Hard For A Baby by John P. Baby and Thomas Germain December 16, 2015November 13, 2021 I don't think I have to tell you that making it through midterms with diaper rash is hell on Earth.…
World Activist Urologist Says, “Check Your Privilege, Also Your Nuts” by Anonymous December 15, 2015November 13, 2021 One doctor is staging a ballsy protest against the patriarchy.…
On Campus Columbia Displays CC Instructor Race On Course Directory by F.T. Shaker December 15, 2015November 13, 2021 Taking CC with a non-white professor also counts towards your Global Core requirement.…
On Campus Fed Editor-In-Chief Goes Missing From Her Home In JJs by Seth Farkas December 14, 2015November 13, 2021 Please be vigilant for this unfortunately well-nourished junior.…