In light of the recent announcement that the incoming Freshman class of 2030 will be larger than in past years, many students have expressed their worries that this enrollment change will cause…
And just like that, another year of successful swim tests is in the books! This Tuesday, March 31, Columbia College seniors flocked to the Uris pool to participate in the final swim…
Clara Neilson-Papfish Barnard College student, Clara “The Swordfish” Neilson-Papfish, has been named the most promising addition to the Swim and Dive team. Though she has not yet learned to swim, her coaches…
This week, Columbia announced via email that they will be introducing 50+ new minors, including but not limited to:…
Barnard College Insists No Affiliates Had Relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, Claims Those Were More ‘Situationships’
In a college-wide email yesterday, Barnard officials announced that they had completed an independent legal review of the Epstein files, concluding that there is no evidence of a relationship between Jeffrey Epstein…
So I guess nothing is sacred anymore. First they closed the gates, then they cracked down on campus free speech, and now this? Where will it end? The world feels like it’s…
Relationship Win! Man Looks Girlfriend in the Eyes Before Telling Her She’s Being Too Dramatic
In what many are calling a “huge step forward” for the couple, it was reported last Thursday that, during a particularly intense argument, Columbia junior Ron Stern at last met his girlfriend’s…
Public Safety Removes CUID Restrictions for All Columbia Buildings You’d Never Want to Go to in the First Place
Dear Columbia community, We’ve been hearing student feedback, and, you’d better believe it, three years later, we listened, kinda. As of December 8th, CUID swipe access restrictions on all buildings on Columbia’s…
Student Shatters 2026 Reading Resolution After Skimming Entire Cheesecake Factory Menu
NEW YORK, NY – This morning, The Fed obtained an exclusive report that Columbia senior Hayes Tiu-Reed became the first student on campus to achieve one of their New Year’s Resolutions, with…
