There once was a little old shitter, Who had a really loose sphincter, MiraLAX™ from the store, They shat on the floor And left with a hole a lil’ rawer.…
John Jay University recently issued an ultimatum to their longtime namesake, the ghost of John Jay. One would have never guessed they were exclusive. I mean, seriously, Columbia only touts a John…
Who is that I see coming towards me? My eyes squint; my head inclining— Is there a chance—no, wait—could it be? Cogs in my brain are aligning. Oh, yes! Who else? I…
We all have looked up at the exterior of Butler Library while sitting on the Low Steps. Everyone thinks the same thing when they first read those names: who are these flops?…
“I never thought I’d get this far,” admitted the fabled “Broadway arsonist” this morning after finally succeeding in burning down Broadway Hall. The infamous arsonist is known for awaking every Broadway resident…
Now that I’m graduating, I’m realizing I’ll no longer be able to use many of my unfinished article-less headlines in my Google Drive. So, although they went unused for a reason, in…
Following the release of the latest issue of The Blue and White, the publication was happy to announce that it had reached a record number of readers: one hundred unlucky students cracked…
Tim Splim (CC ’29) recently decided to sell some of his LitHum books back to Book Culture. “Obviously I wanted to keep the Iliad and the Odyssey,” Tim stated, “but I knew…
