NEW YORK — Columbia issued a statement Wednesday calming concerns over the ShinyHunters breach, noting that the compromised dataset is “substantially identical” to the one released in last August’s cyberattack, and the…
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Dearest Illustrious Professoress Tal Malkin, When I was a child, my mom…
In an executive decision from the Columbia and Barnard Dining collective, following a slew of feedback from hungry, hungry students, every dining hall on campus will be offering polenta on every day…
A recent statement from Columbia College has announced that a communications major will begin to be offered starting in Fall 2026. Columbia has never offered a major in communications before, and is…
In a historic cohort, four Columbia students have received the prestigious distinction of Yakman Scholar, an award conferred to undergraduates who display particular skill and dedication to the art of posting on…
On April 1, Columbia University Ceremonies announced that this year’s Bacchanal, the traditional spring student-led concert, will be held at the Robert K. Kraft Field at Baker Athletics Complex. This announcement follows…
“Being at this institution for four long years you start to believe that all annoying people are liberals. You know, like gay and stuff,” said Imnot Closeted, CC ‘26. “So last night…
This week, the student body flocked back to campus after a week-long vacation. But something immediately felt… different. Student Hugh Jass Forehead was sporting a brand-new look. Following his frat’s trip to…
MORNINGSIDE HEIGHTS — British rapper Fakemink, announced yesterday as the headliner for Columbia University’s annual Bacchanal concert, told reporters Wednesday that he was “not familiar” with the institution, adding that he “figured…
This week, Columbia announced via email that they will be introducing 50+ new minors, including but not limited to:…
This week, The Fed interviewed students around campus about their spring break plans. One student, senior Otto D. Loop, asked our reporters if they thought he should be starting to get at…
Following the success of the new three-part Netflix docuseries “Reality Check: Inside America’s Next Top Model,” Netflix has announced that the Reality Check franchise will continue with every new season investigating a…
On March 4, 2026, the snowman on Butler lawns was declared dead by Columbia Emergency Medical Services. The cause of death was reportedly “warm temperatures” and “rain”. The Butler snowman, known by…
In a recent joint announcement, the Michelin Company and Columbia Dining Services shared that JJs will be awarded a Michelin star. The award, usually reserved for the world’s finest restaurants, generated some…
