A stunning new survey of Columbia’s current undergraduate population reveals that the vast majority were unable to name the current President. Lee Bollinger – 1% Minouche Shafik – 7% Claire Shipman –…
The academic community was rocked this week after Columbia University was outed across multiple “Are We Dating the Same Guy?” Facebook groups, with heavy-hitters like the University of Wisconsin-Madison, Harvard, Vagelos College,…
And just like that, another year of successful swim tests is in the books! This Tuesday, March 31, Columbia College seniors flocked to the Uris pool to participate in the final swim…
In light of the recent announcement that the incoming Freshman class of 2030 will be larger than in past years, many students have expressed their worries that this enrollment change will cause…
As the end of spring semester quickly approaches, commencement preparations are underway. In a recent announcement, acting Columbia President Claire Shipman announced that this years’ commencement speaker would be Polio Paul, perhaps…
While the initial announcement of Jennifer Mnookin as Columbia University’s new president was met with tentative hope for a new start, the Board of Trustees has since seemed to sour on their…
In an unprecedented move, the Merriam-Webster dictionary has pre-emptively declared “lowkirkenuinely” to be the 2026 Word of the Year. The designation, which is normally awarded in December, was decided in an emergency…
On February 26th, at 10:00 AM ET, my current “Inside the Situation Room” professor, who also happens to be former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, testified before the House Oversight Committee…
In a recent Spectador exclusive interview, we spoke with Fac Shack Head Chef Marcus Farkus to better understand his inspiration for the popular dining spot’s unique meals. “Well honestly, they told me…
With Passover falling on April 1st this year, wicked sons across the country are taking the opportunity to prank the absolute shit out of their dumbfuck simple son brothers during their Passover…
