With Passover falling on April 1st this year, wicked sons across the country are taking the opportunity to prank the absolute shit out of their dumbfuck simple son brothers during their Passover seders. Despite being encouraged to reflect on the sacrifices of his ancestors, one local wicked son decided to wreak havoc on his simple brother: blaming him for farts the wicked son slipped, shoving maror up his nose, and pocketing his Afikomen prize money. We can only hope that the wicked son will learn the error of his ways before he loses a place in the World to Come, but it’s honestly pretty hard to feel bad for someone as unfathomably stupid as the simple son.
