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John Jay University Jealous of Columbia Situationship: That’s MY Man

by Mesther Mold
October 5, 2026October 5, 2026

John Jay University recently issued an ultimatum to their longtime namesake, the ghost of John Jay. One would have never guessed they were exclusive. I mean, seriously, Columbia only touts a John…

Arts and Culture/FedFiction/New York City

Stuck in the Snow: A Fed Fanfiction

by Dani Winkler
February 22, 2026February 22, 2026

Tags: Claire Shipman/Laura Rosenbury, Alternate Universe – College/University, Forced Proximity, Friends to Lovers “Anybody home?” Claire called as she walked through her apartment door, shaking off her boots and tucking them in…

Articles/Arts and Culture/FedFiction/On Campus

Anonymous Love Letters

by Federalist Staff
February 13, 2026October 29, 2026

Tags: #enemiestolovers #feddial #tsundere!sundial #delinquent!fed #columbiauniversity #universityau #tsundere #baka #fakenews #mamdani “Another stupid day at this stupid school,” The Columbia Sundial grumbled. It was an early, snowy Monday at Columbia University. As…

Articles/Arts and Culture/FedFiction/Food and Drink

Dike (Diana x Chef Mike’s) FanFic: Love Knows No Gates

by Sophia Brown and Valentina Jeon
February 13, 2026February 23, 2026

Chef Mike has always been a dominant player in Columbia Dining. Known for his longstanding commitment to family values and good subs, he turned heads across campus, extroverted, devilishly handsome, and everyone’s…

Articles/Arts and Culture/Business/FedFiction

Columbia University Sells You to One Direction

by Timberleigh Beak
March 12, 2025February 22, 2026

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! At 8 AM, you wake up in your cramped Carman Hall dorm and pull your hair into a messy bun. You slip on an oversized hoodie, ripped jeans, and…

Articles/Arts and Culture/FedFiction/On Campus

“Pressed” Up: A Fed x Spec Fanfiction

by Timberleigh Beak
February 18, 2025February 22, 2026

Tags: #fedxspec #fedtator #columbiafederalist #columbiadailyspectator #enemiestolovers #slowburn #collegeau #columbiauniversity #newyorkcity #journalism “Spec!” A familiar voice belonging to Bwog called out, halting Spec on their way to the first day of class. “How…

Arts and Culture/FedFiction/Minouche Shafik

‘Tis the Season…for Luv <3 

by Dani Winkler
December 24, 2023February 23, 2026

Tags: #columbiauniversityau #collegeau #holidayromance #yn #youngminouche #ageappropriateromance  It was a chilly morning on Columbia’s campus when you awoke in your twin XL bed. You turned over to see if your roommate was…

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