Are you an engineering student? Have you turned down opportunities to work at mass surveillance companies because of silly things like a conscience? Don’t worry, Columbia now has you covered, because SEAS…
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Having recently progressed to the U.S. Department of State’s Level 4: Do Not Travel advisory status, the Butler Stacks have become home to New York’s newest installation of Flock cameras. The “Stacks,”…
Following LitHum’s controversial new no-technology policy, professors have noticed a concerning decline in students’ ability to operate books. What seemed to be a relatively simple endeavor has become a Herculean task for…
The University’s first-week-of-classes financial report sent shockwaves through community members as they saw the sheer price of the electricity bill. When asked for comment, a 4000-level mathematics class said they weren’t even…
NEW YORK — Columbia issued a statement Wednesday calming concerns over the ShinyHunters breach, noting that the compromised dataset is “substantially identical” to the one released in last August’s cyberattack, and the…
As the surge of indeed visits, coffee chats, and interviews comes to a close, the clear signs on campus are here: the cherry blossoms have sprung, and with them come the next…
At first glance, Billy Multitasker appears to be a machine, a man on a mission. He’s got an eight-monitor set-up in Butler and shushed the stupid beta cuckold asking around the library…
Following the news of the involvement of several prominent Columbia professors in the Epstein files, CULPA has announced a new feature: professors’ profiles will now show the “broken heart emoji” to indicate…
Renowned physicist and esteemed dinner partygoer Brian Greene is launching a new lecture series this semester concerning the relative nature of time. Greene explained that the lecture series is an “intensive exploration…
