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Articles/On Campus

Jealous Columbia Administrator Wondering How Everyone Else Got All These Vacation Days

by Federalist Staff
April 1, 2026March 31, 2026

The Justice Department’s release of three million additional files from the Epstein investigation has sent shockwaves through the Columbia community, implicating several prominent professors, trustees, and “Center for Well-Being” namesakes. However, none…

Articles/Barnard

Barnard Relocates College Commencement From Radio City Music Hall, Moves to Robertson Field

by Federalist Staff
April 1, 2026March 31, 2026

In an email titled “Barnard College Commencement Update,” the Barnard College Commencement Planning Team announced to graduating seniors that the official Barnard College Commencement has been moved to Robertson Field at Satow…

Articles/Sports

Columbia Swim and Dive Team Welcomes Three New Members

by Federalist Staff
April 1, 2026March 31, 2026

Clara Neilson-Papfish Barnard College student, Clara “The Swordfish” Neilson-Papfish, has been named the most promising addition to the Swim and Dive team. Though she has not yet learned to swim, her coaches…

Articles/Barnard/Business

Columbia Set to Redistribute Its Largest Assets to Barnard to Ease Deficit

by Federalist Staff
April 1, 2026March 31, 2026

In a stunningly prescient move, Columbia University announced Monday its intentions to shuffle around assets in an effort to provide aid to the long-hurting Barnard. As Hugh G. Tush, a Columbia spokesperson,…

Articles/Barnard/Breaking News

Barnard College to be Absorbed by Columbia University

by Federalist Staff
April 1, 2026March 31, 2026

On March 31, President Laura Ann Rosenbury announced that Barnard College would become fully absorbed by Columbia University, relinquishing its reputation as an independent historically women’s institution since 1889. Barnard’s administration has…

Articles/Breaking News/Laura Rosenbury/New York City

“Last Night Was a Movie:” Barnard’s Long-Term Debt Climbs to $274 Million After CRAZY Night at Strip Club

by Federalist Staff
April 1, 2026March 31, 2026

“What. The fuck. Happened last night,” said President Rosenbury at the beginning of an emergency meeting of administrators she called on Monday morning. “We need to talk about this,” she continued, proceeding…

Articles/Jennifer Mnookin

1020 To Close Under New Mnookin Presidency

by Federalist Staff
April 1, 2026March 31, 2026

Known for her no-nonsense style of leadership, the University of Wisconsin’s former Big Cheese Chancellor Mnookin made her adherence to the drinking age clear with a series of bar raids performed during…

Articles/Opinion

Op-ed: Free Speech Should Be Limited More On Columbia’s Campus

by Federalist Staff
April 1, 2026March 31, 2026

We believe in difficult conversations at Columbia, but are we helping anyone by having them? Wouldn’t it just be easier if we all went along with everything that’s happening by shrugging our…

Articles/On Campus/Style

Student Spied Sporting a Set of Strapping, Striped Toe Socks

by Federalist Staff
April 1, 2026March 31, 2026

For students who don’t have post notifications on for the Barnardfits Instagram, we received an update that Livy Molko BC ‘28 was spotted last Wednesday wearing an eye-catching pair of toe stocks.…

Articles/On Campus/Opinion

I’M FED UP! We Need Butt Jokes About Butler Library

by Federalist Staff
April 1, 2026March 31, 2026

That’s it. I’m finally breaking my silence.  Call whatever you want. Potty humor? Sure. Childish? Right on. A tragic misuse of an Ivy League education? Abso-fucking-lutely. I mean, we literally walk past…

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