Are you a nature lover? Do you want an escape from the bustling life of the city? Are you interested in learning how to start a (controlled) fire? If yes, yes, and…
Move over, Lea Michelle: there’s a new an-alphabetic in town! Barnard’s resident partygirl and part-time DJ, President Laura Rosenbury, recently announced in a school-wide email that she cannot read. The college president…
An investigation by The Federalist into the grand opening of Molly Tea, a Chinese boba tea franchise located at the intersection of Broadway and W 111th Street, recently revealed concerning levels of…
In a message sent to the Barnard Community it was announced that the Diana Center would no longer be offering their customizable Cheese Pizzas. In a rare move, Barnard was incredibly candid…
Claire Shipman will soon step down from her yearlong role as Acting President of Columbia University, as University of Wisconsin-Madison President Jennifer Mnookin assumes the role. With the impact she’s had on…
“Good God, it’s a miracle!” one woman screamed as she saw the hundreds upon hundreds of baguettes piled up on Low Steps. “Where is Alma??” shrieked an alarmed freshman before realizing she…
The investigative and reportive teams at The Federalist have surfaced from a deep dive into the existence of secret societies at Columbia, digging down past St. A’s, underneath the Nacoms and Sachem,…
The Student Councils of the Classes of 2026 and 2027 teamed up to rent out Coney Island last Thursday! For one night and one night only, 21 and 22-year olds who go…
It’s that time of year again, when excited members of the Columbia community gather in the hallowed halls of Columbia Dining to eat food their parents probably could have paid for at…
Leaked memos given to Columbia’s undergraduate Residential Advisors (RAs) have recently spread across campus, revealing that Columbia is asking RAs to make “social maps.” Social maps are diagrams that depict the social…
