Addressing housing and overpopulation concerns, newly crowned President Jennifer Mnookin has announced a new plan to halve the total student population, either across the stomach or “right down the middle.” Half of…
Known for her no-nonsense style of leadership, the University of Wisconsin’s former Big Cheese Chancellor Mnookin made her adherence to the drinking age clear with a series of bar raids performed during…
A stunning new survey of Columbia’s current undergraduate population reveals that the vast majority were unable to name the current President. Lee Bollinger – 1% Minouche Shafik – 7% Claire Shipman –…
While the initial announcement of Jennifer Mnookin as Columbia University’s new president was met with tentative hope for a new start, the Board of Trustees has since seemed to sour on their…
According to sources close to the Office of the President, new University President Jennifer Mnookin reportedly cracked her knuckles, opened up her laptop, and created an email draft with the subject line…
