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President Mnookin, Please don’t go a’ bar snoopin’ Or we’ll start poopin’…
At the announcement that Jennifer Mnookin would be taking over as University President, many students feared for the safety of their beloved student bars that have a culture of allowing underage drinking.…
Jennifer Mnookin, President of Columbia University, began her tenure on a high. She aided Orientation Leaders and Public Safety in welcoming first-years and transfer students during move-in; she liked a LinkedIn post…
Dear members of the Columbia Community: Hi, I’m bunny!; Hey, uh, I’m Z, what’s up; Uh-um hi ol-olol-ol-oliver; (British) Hey everybody I’m Ben. Hey! I’m Eliot! Wow! (Hits mouth and laughs)… sorry;…
University President Jennifer Mnookin, in her few weeks as Columbia University president, appears to be settling in with ease to the Morningside Heights community. Several students reported that Mnookin, in an effort…
Starting off her tenure with a bang, President Jenifer Mnookin was asked in a recent address to students when Hartley Residence Hall would reopen after its renovation, especially given the addition of…
Addressing housing and overpopulation concerns, newly crowned President Jennifer Mnookin has announced a new plan to halve the total student population, either across the stomach or “right down the middle.” Half of…
Known for her no-nonsense style of leadership, the University of Wisconsin’s former Big Cheese Chancellor Mnookin made her adherence to the drinking age clear with a series of bar raids performed during…
A stunning new survey of Columbia’s current undergraduate population reveals that the vast majority were unable to name the current President. Lee Bollinger – 1% Minouche Shafik – 7% Claire Shipman –…
