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Articles/On Campus

NSOP 2026 AKA The First Annual Hunger Games

by Sofia La Fata-Hornillos
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

Columbia University recently announced their plans for the incoming freshman classes’ NSOP programming, revealing that just like the incoming class it’ll be bigger and uglier than anything the institution has seen before.…

Articles/The Core

Class Registration Transitions to New Platform, ‘Goblin’

by Federalist Staff and Sofia La Fata-Hornillos
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

In response to overwhelming satisfaction from the student body and overall peace and harmony on campus, Columbia has decided to move class registration from Vergil to a new platform called Goblin, controlled…

Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus

New Crustacean Found in Surf and Turf

by Sofia La Fata-Hornillos
April 23, 2026April 23, 2026

It’s that time of year again, when excited members of the Columbia community gather in the hallowed halls of Columbia Dining to eat food their parents probably could have paid for at…

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