A new financial tech startup, IndeServ (short for Indentured Servitude™), founded by Maude Enslaivüner SEAS ‘28 and Dan Smith SEAS ‘27, is seeking warm bodies for the beta testing of their platform. IndeServ is an online space where “apprenticeship meets forced labor,” says Enslaivüner.
“We want to serve our clients’ needs in the fastest, most unethical way possible,” she continued. “Food delivery apps have to abide by the pesky minimum wage. Personal shoppers always get the wrong kind of milk. We circumvent all of these problems by depriving our employees of all autonomy and compensation!” Smith told The Fed he was just “trying to get some startup experience.”
IndeServ has done recruiting on campus for “highly skilled warm bodies” that are capable of manual, mental, and emotional labor. Interested candidates will receive their freedom upon the completion of seven years of employment with IndeServ.
