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Barnard Girl Falls in Love with Columbia Man After He Uses the Word “Discourse” in a Sentence

by Vanessa Wilson
February 13, 2026February 12, 2026

In a stunning Valentine’s-adjacent tragedy unfolding in real time, Barnard sophomore Delu Sion (BC ’27) has reportedly fallen deeply, irrationally, and spiritually against her will in love with a Columbia man, after…

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University Proudly Announces Tuition Increase to Fund More Emails About Tuition Increases

by Vanessa Wilson
November 26, 2025November 26, 2025

In a bold display of transparency, Columbia University announced that next year’s tuition hike will go directly toward producing more high-quality emails informing students about said tuition hike. The announcement came in…

Advice/Articles/On Campus

Butler Library: Columbia’s Hottest Dating App

by Vanessa Wilson
October 27, 2025October 21, 2025

Everyone says the Columbia dating scene is dead, but those people clearly haven’t logged into the most exclusive app on campus: Butler Library. Forget Tinder, Hinge, and Bumble, Butler is the only…

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