Dear Class of 2029, Congratulations on Your Admittance to the Most Brutalized Ivy League Student Body! While we looked at almost one hundred applications from all over the world [i.e, from one…
toothbrush tussle: NOUN, a battle between two people at a communal bathroom sink over who can brush for longer and therefore be better and smarter and win at life I don’t exactly…
I walked into Ferris looking for a delectable treat, but nothing caught my eye save for some mystery meat! Given the cleanliness — heck, there’s even a new floor!! I figured it…
