Hey guys! A lot of people have been asking me what media I’ve consumed recently, so I decided to keep a log of my week, plus my reviews. Enjoy!
Monday: Step Brothers (2008) – DVD
Very distinct crunch, similar to tortilla chips. Tasted like Laffy Taffy with a slight wood chip aftertaste.
Tuesday: Abbey Road by The Beatles – Vinyl
This one was really hard to choke down; really big pieces. Can maybe try to break it up before eating next time. Green tea flavor. Will try CD version tomorrow for comparison.
Wednesday: Abbey Road by The Beatles – CD
Way easier going down. Similar texture to DVD from Monday, but a bit more of a biscuit snap than a crunch. Still green tea, but with notes of peppermint.
Thursday: The Princess Bride (1987) – VHS
This was a meal. Smashed it up into small bits and ate with milk, like cereal. Vaguely peanut butter flavored, paired well with the milk!
Friday: Macbeth (1971) – Criterion Collection 4 K Blu-ray
Not cheap but so worth it. You can taste the difference in quality; it basically melts in your mouth. Distinct hits of eye of newt and toe of frog.
Thanks so much for reading!
EDIT: So apparently I misunderstood the phrase “media I consumed this week.” Big thank you to Columbia University Emergency Medical Services for pumping my stomach. Please do not try this at home!
