Dearest Mommy, I hope everything is going well at home! It’s been two whole months, but it feels like just yesterday I was on our couch in your arms, watching Golden Girls…
Finally, you can show off that pedicure and those pierced nips! In honor of the 70th anniversary of Mr. Ferris Booth Commons’ death, Columbia’s administration has decided to pay tribute through one…
In an effort to reduce food waste, Columbia Dining announced that in the coming months they will be replacing all dining hall “hand fruit” with wax replicas. Bananas, apples, oranges—you name it,…
Monday, January 26th, marks a devastating day in history. Columbia’s most underground campus publication, The Blue and White, has published its last issue. Forever. In a not-so-surprising turn of events, The Blue…
Do you find yourself alone in your freshman dorm on Friday nights? Do you wish you had that textbook group of friends to play hacky sack with on the lawns? If you…
In honor of the first anniversary of Barnard’s LeFreak Center, the wellness center will be offering new complimentary perks for students on the 145 Flex meal plan and above. Qualifying students can…
Dear Class of 2029, Congratulations on Your Admittance to the Most Brutalized Ivy League Student Body! While we looked at almost one hundred applications from all over the world [i.e, from one…
