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Timberleigh Beak

Timberleigh Beak is studying financial economics with a concentration in corporate worship at Columbia University. This summer, she sold her soul to Hades, the Ancient Greek God of the Underworld, for a private equity internship at BlackRock.

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Macroeconomics Students Reflect On Their Struggle with Unemployment

by Inica Kotasthane, Valentina Jeon and Timberleigh Beak
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

Every year, heaps of students enroll in the Intermediate Macroeconomics course at Barnard or Columbia. A prerequisite for the Economics major, hundreds of IB analyst-hopefuls try their best to excel at applying…

Articles/Politics/World

Columbia Faces Backlash Over Seminar Debating Human Rights of Californians

by Timberleigh Beak
February 13, 2026June 23, 2026

Columbia’s School of International and Public Affairs has faced backlash for introducing a new seminar titled, “From Nick Cage to Kim Kardashian: Do Californians Deserve Human Rights?”  The course description described the…

Articles/Arts and Culture/FedFiction/On Campus

Anonymous Love Letters

by Timberleigh Beak
February 13, 2026July 26, 2026

Tags: #enemiestolovers #feddial #tsundere!sundial #delinquent!fed #columbiauniversity #universityau #tsundere #baka #fakenews #mamdani “Another stupid day at this stupid school,” The Columbia Sundial grumbled. It was an early, snowy Monday at Columbia University. As…

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Uris Pool Converted to Indoor Skating Rink for the Winter

by Timberleigh Beak
December 8, 2025February 28, 2026

Columbia University Facilities and Operations has announced that Uris Pool will be temporarily converted into an indoor skating rink for the holiday season.  “Over the summer and throughout the semester, we kept…

Articles/Arts and Culture/Opinion/Politics

Attention Bwog: NOTICE TO CEASE AND DESIST

by Timberleigh Beak
October 27, 2025February 28, 2026

To the Bwog Editorial Board, Please accept this correspondence as a formal notice to immediately cease and desist all requests for a sequel to “‘Pressed’ Up: A Fed x Spec Fanfiction.” Your…

Articles/Arts and Culture/On Campus

CC Freshman At a Very Chinese Time in His Life

by Timberleigh Beak
October 27, 2025February 28, 2026

When Sean Cena (CC ‘29) learned about Columbia College’s four-semester foreign language requirement, he felt stuck. “I wanted to actually learn something,” Cena told The Fed. It was the end of the…

Articles/Fedvestigations/On Campus

Majority of Finance Clubs Possessed By Demonic Entities

by Timberleigh Beak
October 27, 2025May 4, 2026

A 13-year investigation at The Fed has finally concluded to confirm that a majority of finance clubs on campus secretly worship chthonic beings of old. Equipped with silver rings, holy water, and…

Articles/Barnard/Breaking News/Business

Barnard College Officially Shuts Down, Campus Becomes a Spirit Halloween

by Timberleigh Beak
October 27, 2025February 28, 2026

Due to the shocking debt accumulated last fall, and the numerous controversies surrounding the institution, Barnard College announced that they have made the difficult decision to officially shut down all operations by…

Articles/Opinion/Science and Technology

The Lament of the Online Editor

by Timberleigh Beak
September 29, 2025May 3, 2026

With a Social Media Editor, Publisher, and many other similar-sounding roles at The Fed, people often wonder what I do.  I like to consider myself a popular loner. I don’t choose what…

Articles/Barnard/Business

Barnard College to Sell “Entry Swipes” Packages to Enter Campus

by Timberleigh Beak
September 22, 2025February 28, 2026

In an attempt to solve its crippling debt issue, Barnard College has implemented a meal plan-like system that automatically charges students on their BCID every time they scan into campus. For the…

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