After a year and a half of virtual classes and a global pandemic, the Columbia gods decided to serve up some fresh tragedies for us to enjoy—because, apparently, we haven’t experienced enough…
After a series of 3:00 AM walks back to Carlton Arms from frat parties and late Butler nights, Kayne Carter CC’24 has been adopted by a family of rats that he frequently…
LERNER HALL — When asked by a friend if he would be going to the Columbia Clefhangers’ end-of-semester concert this past weekend, Josh Carleton, CC ‘24, shocked and appalled the second floor…
When asked what his New Year’s resolutions were, Columbia economics major Andrew Macdougal shared his charitable intentions for 2022. He understands that not everyone will have the opportunity to work at Goldman…
This Is Just to Say I have eaten the Canada Goose that was in your closet…
With warmer winters around the corner and oceans rising, governments and organizations are concerned about what Global Warming means for the future of humanity as we know it. In an exclusive interview…
BUTLER LIBRARY — Dim lights flicker through the tunnels beneath Butler Library at 3:00 am. Whispers fill the corridors—they seem to be coming from behind the walls, but one cannot tell exactly…
As Columbia students approach the revered campuswide tradition of investment banking recruitment season, one recent grad we interviewed had some helpful advice to share with our reporters. Our interview was originally scheduled…
Bring Christmas lights on the train and decorate your own car. Treat the subway like your own personal vehicle; they’re called subway cars for a reason. Decorate your dorm to look like…
In a recent interview with the Federalist’s art correspondent, Auguste Rodin reflected on the self-important over-sophistication that the art world has assigned to his work. “They make everything about the human condition,”…
