FED EXCLUSIVE: Al Gore Apologizes for Inventing Global Warming, but Won’t Turn it Off

With warmer winters around the corner and oceans rising, governments and organizations are concerned about what Global Warming means for the future of humanity as we know it. In an exclusive interview with Al Gore, the former Vice President finally apologized for creating Global Warming (not the phrase, the nature phenomenon):

“I was being a lil silly. A lil goofer,” said Gore “I was hangry, and you know how I get.”

Sources close to Gore say that as long as Gore stays a silly lil goofer, the oceans will keep getting steamier and steamier. The EPA has not commented on this revelation yet, but has changed their Twitter bio to the angry cat emoji.