10 Ways To Feel the Honda Day Spirit Without a Car in the City

  • Bring Christmas lights on the train and decorate your own car. Treat the subway like your own personal vehicle; they’re called subway cars for a reason.
  • Decorate your dorm to look like the inside of a car. Little dangly air freshener in every window is a MUST. Add floor liners to give your space some extra texture.
  • Schedule a breakdown, and then go to a Honda dealership to get it fixed. To add to the experience, pay for them to fix four other things you didn’t even know were broken. Just like therapy!
  • Call your dad to learn how to change a tire, don’t listen, and let him get so angry that he just does the darn thing himself. Remind me of your gender again? Changing tires are for dads.
  • Honk at people. This one is pretty versatile: you can do it yourself, or find a local goose. Pluck a few feathers and make a Canada Goose coat while you’re at it!
  • Dress exclusively in Black Cloth LX rather than leather to show solidarity with Honda seats. Trust me, it looks even more expensive than leather. PETA approved.
  • Honor Honda by adopting car models into your vernacular. I’m sure you’ll be in accord with this. Honda actually wrote the Odyssey, not Homer.
  • Add Sir Mix-a-lot to your holiday playlist. Because your girlfriend drives a Honda, doing workout tapes by Fonda. But Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda. 🙂
  • Pimp your ride. Get botox!
  • Commit Grand Larceny at the Queens Honda dealership. If the nine aforementioned tips still aren’t enough, get your own Honda! James McShane is quaking.

With these tips in mind, you’ll be sure to enjoy the Honda Day season like a suburbanite! From one Karen to another, Happy Honda Days to you and yours.