With warmer winters around the corner and oceans rising, governments and organizations are concerned about what Global Warming means for the future of humanity as we know it. In an exclusive interview…
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After many years of advocating for animal rights, PETA has apparently “given up.” The organization posted on all of their social media accounts “Go nuts,” accompanied by a graphic of a cartoon…
Common Allergens When you walk into the club, all eyes will be on you. And those eyes will be watery as fuck. Splash some pet dander and dust mites on a cute…
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“At first I thought it was odd that she’d go to John Jay to eat, when the food’s much better on this side of Broadway,” said Margo’s roommate, Prudence Yao, BC‘22. “But…
The Federalist’s NSA liaison confirmed that Mr. Martinson covered his camera with a sticky note. He then filled his cart with approximately $150 worth—one tee shirt and a key chain—of Columbia College…
