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New Crustacean Found in Surf and Turf

It’s that time of year again, when excited members of the Columbia community gather in the hallowed halls of Columbia Dining to eat food their parents probably could have paid for at a fancy restaurant. But it’s not the food that makes the day, it’s the community. Said community was rocked as a new crustacean was found in the surf and turf this year! Being described by students as having a chewy texture and an odd amount of fur for a sea creature the dining hall was abuzz with anticipation. Upon a closer look members of the Fed team noticed that this new gem of the ocean also had a tail? Weird! But that would not dissuade these eager munchers. After waiting for 3 hours in line it was finally time to eat the little guy! And yup… that’s a rat.. That’s a subway rat.