Following the news of the involvement of several prominent Columbia professors in the Epstein files, CULPA has announced a new feature: professors’ profiles will now show the “broken heart emoji” to indicate…
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In a historic cohort, four Columbia students have received the prestigious distinction…
A recent statement from Columbia College has announced that a communications major…
In an executive decision from the Columbia and Barnard Dining collective, following…
"Eleanor fucking self-reported, I just know it," said Levi.…
When asked to comment, Huntington told The Fed, “Back in April, I had just finished watching Tiger King and honestly didn’t know what to do next. I was already tired of baking…
The temptation is too strong to resist. Your eyes lock with the figure in the square. You are staring at yourself.…
“Who wants Covid?” Trump blurted to the packed lot as he tossed his mask into the crowd with a cheeky grin. Joining Trump on stage via video-link from the U.S. Department of…
Keep driving your gas-guzzling Lexuses and running the AC with the windows open, because if we keep up the good work, we can expect a big blue wave to flood coastlines across…
Disclaimer: The Federalist is in no way promoting trespassing or the defacement of posters advertising an absolutely awful president. We are merely showing our readers (who will do this with or without…
The participants will also reportedly be limited to those who were impeached during their first presidential term as well as those who are legally named Donald John Trump.…
“In such a stressful time, the only thing that could bring joy to Americans was Steve Kornacki and his number-crunching, democracy-saving, khaki-wearing keister.”…
“Based on what I know about Western Pennsylvania,” Becket began, “Biden’s confusing messaging on fracking in the final debate may have cost him votes in Erie county. Fracking is SUCH an important…
Trump campaign manager Bill Stepien told The Federalist: “We believe in a fair election, which is why we let Pennsylvania count ballots for a whopping 40 hours before completely obliterating them.”…
3. The “My avocado toast was literally shot out of my hand” playlist:Owie! Right now you probs just need some chill vibes to relax while they start amputating but also you’re really…
