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“We’ll Just Kill You if You Don’t”- Butler Librarians Crack Down on Mask Wearing

by Sam Grossman
December 19, 2021December 19, 2021

In response to COVID compact violations in Butler library, Columbia has instituted a new policy to enforce COVID safety measures.  “We’ll kill you if you don’t wear a mask,” a Butler librarian…

Science and Technology/World

CDC Warns of Delta Phi Epsilon COVID Variant, With a 69% Fratality Rate

by Sam Grossman
September 9, 2021September 18, 2021

On Thursday the CDC issued a statement about the Delta Phi Epsilon COVID strain, warning that at 69%, it has the highest fratality rate of any known virus to date. The variant’s…

Arts and Culture/On Campus

Among Us Campus Tournament Goes Horribly Wrong After Decapitation

by Sam Grossman
November 19, 2020August 22, 2021

"Eleanor fucking self-reported, I just know it," said Levi.…

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