Following the news of the involvement of several prominent Columbia professors in the Epstein files, CULPA has announced a new feature: professors’ profiles will now show the “broken heart emoji” to indicate if they were named in the Epstein files. “Alongside the regular course and professor reviews our website is known for, we’re debuting the ‘files feature’ for the informed student on the go. Think twice about that FroSci section!”
Though CULPA plans to debut this feature, Columbia University has denounced it, reportedly saying, “This unaffiliated website is depriving Columbia students of an important collegiate educational experience: doing your own research on dubious public figures.”
In addition to this new feature, CULPA has announced other features they will be adding this semester. A few new updates students can expect are: the “is this professor hot” rating option, the “will this professor flirt with you in a not-Epstein manner” button, the “doesn’t care if you do the readings” button, and the “slight but lowkey charming drinking problem” button!

