Columbia University announced this week that, along with its yearly flu shot program, the University would also be offering free peptide injections in partnership with the U.S. Department of Health and Human…
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Still deciding between an overly sexualized cartoon character, that couple idea you…
Dearest Mommy, I hope everything is going well at home! It’s been…
Hey guys! A lot of people have been asking me what media…
Two score and seven evolutions of The Federalist ago, Fed Founding Zaddy and conservative Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch created Columbia’s premier satirical comedy publication. However, The Fed wasn’t always as universally…
As classes, clubs, and cobbled-together friend groups begin session, you are going to find yourself stuck in a circle peppered with difficult questions such as “What is something interesting about you?” or…
University President Jennifer Mnookin, in her few weeks as Columbia University president, appears to be settling in with ease to the Morningside Heights community. Several students reported that Mnookin, in an effort…
Finally, you can show off that pedicure and those pierced nips! In honor of the 70th anniversary of Mr. Ferris Booth Commons’ death, Columbia’s administration has decided to pay tribute through one…
You all know that feeling: the one of rising dread as your stomach cramps in that particular way. You know what’s coming, and still, you try in vain to pray away the…
Whether to reopen Columbia’s gates has dominated discourse around the University over the past couple of weeks. In a move critics have labelled “an attempt to delay any real action by drowning…
So you didn’t do your reading. You told yourself you’d stay up after that 10 PM trip to JJ’s. And when you came back at 1 AM and watched Fruit Love Island…
Myth: Barron Trump is a “ladies’ man” and “oddity,” according to NYU students. Fact: He’s an “oddity.” Myth: He is deliberately trying to stay out of the limelight, refusing to be the…
Before arriving at the gilded gates of this campus, some may have wondered, “What’s the best way to celebrate the first Friday of the school year?” I’ll tell you, a fire alarm……
What even is Colombia? Unlike Columbia, an Ivy League school with an endowment worth more than some countries’ GDPs *rolls eyes*, I had never even heard of Colombia until people started asking…
NEW YORK — In a not entirely unexpected move, Columbia University facilities staff have finally announced the operational reasoning behind the intermittent closures of Uris Pool: they cannot find it. “I could’ve…
Having recently progressed to the U.S. Department of State’s Level 4: Do Not Travel advisory status, the Butler Stacks have become home to New York’s newest installation of Flock cameras. The “Stacks,”…
