One question looms as we enter the 2026-2027 academic year. Are you thinking about your Partiful presence? If not, everyone within two social circles knows you’re a loser. Better lock in for…
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Following over thirty years of service to the Morningside Heights and Columbia…
NEW YORK — Columbia issued a statement Wednesday calming concerns over the…
Columbia University recently announced their plans for the incoming freshman classes’ NSOP programming, revealing that just like the incoming class it’ll be bigger and uglier than anything the institution has seen before.…
After four years of vocal dissatisfaction, multiple near-transfers, and at least one dramatic declaration of “I cannot do this anymore,” Columbia senior Hipp O. Crite (CC ’26) has realized he “actually loves…
Inica Kotasthane Oliver Green…
Are you a senior prepping for graduation? Are you worried about that fugly blue blanket flattening out your assets? Do you want to ensure that your graduation photos show you to be…
Due to a lack of dormitory space for Columbia’s largest freshman class, Columbia facilities has hired an entire Amish community to build new student housing. Living up to their reputation for efficiency,…
In a final move to show how involved she is with the student body, Shipman decided to indulge in what her team told her was a “popping spot on campus to eat.”…
Now that I’m graduating, I’m realizing I’ll no longer be able to use many of my unfinished article-less headlines in my Google Drive. So, although they went unused for a reason, in…
Inica Oliver…
My favorite Fed articles to write are lists. Now that I am graduating, here are lists I didn’t have the chance to make, but some unsuspecting freshman next year might feel inclined…
As the Executive Chef of Columbia Dining, Michael DeMartino, better known as Chef Mike, is known to many around campus as a crafter of good sandwiches and even better memories. Lesser known…
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. — George Orwell, 1984 So this is our tri-level fitness center! It’s…
