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Graphic by Reza Shayesteh
by Reza Shayesteh and Livy Molko
July 9, 2026July 9, 2026
Fedvestigations/Food and Drink

1020 to Shut Its Doors Permanently 

Following over thirty years of service to the Morningside Heights and Columbia communities, 1020 will be shutting its doors for good tomorrow.  Yes, you heard it right. No longer are the days…

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Articles/Science and Technology/World

Columbia Reassures Students Hacked Data “Hasn’t Changed Much Since It Was Last Leaked”

by Federalist Staff
May 9, 2026May 9, 2026

NEW YORK — Columbia issued a statement Wednesday calming concerns over the…

Cartoons/On Campus

Alma Mater Photo Op

by Isabella Palit
May 4, 2026May 4, 2026

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Articles/Opinion

Reasons Why I Wasn’t At My Friday 8:40

by Federalist Staff
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

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Articles/On Campus

Senior Suddenly Loves Columbia After Spending Four Years Threatening to Transfer

by Vanessa Wilson
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

After four years of vocal dissatisfaction, multiple near-transfers, and at least one dramatic declaration of “I cannot do this anymore,” Columbia senior Hipp O. Crite (CC ’26) has realized he “actually loves…

Articles/Opinion

Top 10 Feditor Articles

by Inica Kotasthane
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

Inica Kotasthane Oliver Green…

Articles/On Campus/Style

Ready to be a B.A.ddie? BBL Graduation Gowns Are Now Available for Purchase

by Inica Kotasthane and Ava Lyon-Sereno
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

Are you a senior prepping for graduation? Are you worried about that fugly blue blanket flattening out your assets? Do you want to ensure that your graduation photos show you to be…

Articles/On Campus

Columbia Hires Amish Workers to Barn-Raise New Dorms for Massive Freshmen Population

by Ava Lyon-Sereno and Syd Finver
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

Due to a lack of dormitory space for Columbia’s largest freshman class, Columbia facilities has hired an entire Amish community to build new student housing. Living up to their reputation for efficiency,…

Articles/Claire Shipman/Food and Drink

Claire Shipman Blows Chunks After One Meal at Johnny’s

by Livy Molko
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

In a final move to show how involved she is with the student body, Shipman decided to indulge in what her team told her was a “popping spot on campus to eat.”…

Advice/Articles/Arts and Culture

Open Writing Call: Unused Fed Headlines Up for Grabs

by Federalist Staff and Oliver Green
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

Now that I’m graduating, I’m realizing I’ll no longer be able to use many of my unfinished article-less headlines in my Google Drive. So, although they went unused for a reason, in…

Advice/Articles

List of Needs for Commencement

by Zoe SIlverman
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

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Articles

Feditor Top 10s

by Oliver Green
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

Inica Oliver…

Articles/Opinion

Future Lists the Federalist Needs

by Zoe SIlverman
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

My favorite Fed articles to write are lists. Now that I am graduating, here are lists I didn’t have the chance to make, but some unsuspecting freshman next year might feel inclined…

Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus

Chef Mike by Day, Chef Mic by Night

by Inica Kotasthane
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

As the Executive Chef of Columbia Dining, Michael DeMartino, better known as Chef Mike, is known to many around campus as a crafter of good sandwiches and even better memories. Lesser known…

Articles/Health and Fitness/On Campus

Reject the Evidence of Your Eyes and Ears: A Dodge Employee Gives a Tour

by Federalist Staff
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.  — George Orwell, 1984 So this is our tri-level fitness center! It’s…

Articles/On Campus/Opinion/Sports

I’m a Columbia Man, and I’ve Waited All Year to Play Spikeball with My Nips Out

by Federalist Staff
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

Showtime, mis amigos. The sun is shining. The lawns are rocking. And my Ralph Lauren Polo shirt has imprisoned my all-star udders for far too long. The time has come to set…

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