Columbia University announced this week that, along with its yearly flu shot program, the University would also be offering free peptide injections in partnership with the U.S. Department of Health and Human…
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Still deciding between an overly sexualized cartoon character, that couple idea you…
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Hey guys! A lot of people have been asking me what media…
At the invitation of Mayor Zohran Mamdani, President Mnookin was welcomed at Gracie Mansion earlier this week in formal recognition of her ascension to the throne of Columbia University. Dressed in that…
Jennifer Mnookin, President of Columbia University, began her tenure on a high. She aided Orientation Leaders and Public Safety in welcoming first-years and transfer students during move-in; she liked a LinkedIn post…
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Who is that I see coming towards me? My eyes squint; my head inclining— Is there a chance—no, wait—could it be? Cogs in my brain are aligning. Oh, yes! Who else? I…
In a shocking discovery, an investigation by The Fed has confirmed that Yik Yak—one of Columbia’s foremost news institutions, second only to The Fed—is a sting operation run by the University’s psychology…
We all have looked up at the exterior of Butler Library while sitting on the Low Steps. Everyone thinks the same thing when they first read those names: who are these flops?…
Following Barnard’s launch of new apparel for the 2026-2027 school year, the Student Store unveiled their new hot item: bedazzled dental dams. After much turmoil with the manufacturers who claimed sequins would…
Dear members of the Columbia Community: Hi, I’m bunny!; Hey, uh, I’m Z, what’s up; Uh-um hi ol-olol-ol-oliver; (British) Hey everybody I’m Ben. Hey! I’m Eliot! Wow! (Hits mouth and laughs)… sorry;…
When Barnard student [name] checked her email, she expected to see that her mail was processed and she would soon be waiting in an eternal line up the steps of Diana. What…
A new semester has begun, and students are rushing to acquire a spot in the illustrious Lion Hub and Polis. But many students have voiced their worries over the competitive nature of…
Editor’s Note: This is an opinion piece that was rejected by The Barnard Bulletin, Spectator, Bwog, and The Sundial. In early September, I put my paws on the concrete and visited my…
