NEW YORK — Columbia issued a statement Wednesday calming concerns over the ShinyHunters breach, noting that the compromised dataset is “substantially identical” to the one released in last August’s cyberattack, and the…
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Dearest Illustrious Professoress Tal Malkin, When I was a child, my mom…
Earlier this week, a pair of emails sent out to the entirety of the Columbia Student and Faculty body sent shock waves through the community. The first email featured an all too…
CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?! Hey—finally you found me! I’ve been stuck under here forever! You’re probably wondering how I got into this pickle… well, it’s a long story. One night—gosh, it feels…
MORNINGSIDE HEIGHTS, MANHATTAN — In a shocking new demonstration, Columbia students have joined hand-in-hand on Low Library steps in an act of friendship. The Fed confirmed the display began at approximately 8:32…
With Commencement quickly approaching, soon-graduating seniors have been scrambling to become more familiar with the city outside of the Morningside Heights bubble. Whether you’re finally taking a train that isn’t the 1…
Following the release of the latest issue of The Blue and White, the publication was happy to announce that it had reached a record number of readers: one hundred unlucky students cracked…
Columbia and Barnard students who began Course Registration for the Fall 2026 semester were surprised to see a new filter, “Don’t Even Fucking Try,” added to the Vergil Course search. While this…
The beloved Hungarian Pastry Shop recently announced that they would be cutting their seating by roughly 25% to accommodate their staff’s masochistic pleasure of watching fully grown adults butt-scoot across chairs built…
Tim Splim (CC ’29) recently decided to sell some of his LitHum books back to Book Culture. “Obviously I wanted to keep the Iliad and the Odyssey,” Tim stated, “but I knew…
A new financial tech startup, IndeServ (short for Indentured Servitude™), founded by Maude Enslaivüner SEAS ‘28 and Dan Smith SEAS ‘27, is seeking warm bodies for the beta testing of their platform.…
In a college-wide email today, Barnard officials announced that they had completed an independent legal review of the Epstein files, concluding that there is no evidence of a relationship between Jeffrey Epstein…
Columbia University recently announced their plans for the incoming freshman classes’ NSOP programming, revealing that just like the incoming class it’ll be bigger and uglier than anything the institution has seen before.…
After four years of vocal dissatisfaction, multiple near-transfers, and at least one dramatic declaration of “I cannot do this anymore,” Columbia senior Hipp O. Crite (CC ’26) has realized he “actually loves…
