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CC Student Follows Barnard on LinkedIn, Deemed Women’s College-Wide Hero

by Kimberly Wing
May 5, 2025May 2, 2025

After nosy profile viewer and political science major Chad Major-Ally (CC ’27) followed Barnard College on LinkedIn.com, he received a hero’s welcome as he stepped through the gates of the women’s college…

Articles/On Campus/Politics

Columbia Announces Plans to Resurrect Alexander Hamilton

by Kimberly Wing
May 5, 2025May 2, 2025

Amid the breaking news that the Dire Wolf was resurrected by biotechnology after 10,000 years of extinction, Columbia University recently announced the Department of Genetics’s plans to resurrect their own long-dead pop…

Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus/Sports

Student-Athletes Riot in Response to Ferris Egg Shortage

by Ava Lyon-Sereno, Inica Kotasthane and Kimberly Wing
April 11, 2025April 24, 2025

Columbia Dining recently announced that, due to Trump’s newly enacted eggonomic policies, each student would be limited to two eggs per day. Egg consumption will be tracked via CUID and cross-referenced by…

Articles/Arts and Culture/Barnard

Abby Lee Miller Joins Barnard Dance Department Faculty

by Inica Kotasthane and Kimberly Wing
March 31, 2025March 31, 2025

Barnard College’s renowned Dance department recently announced that industry legend and former Dance Moms star Abby Lee Miller will be joining the faculty as an adjunct lecturer. For the Fall 2025 semester,…

Barnard/On Campus/Politics

Bold, Beautiful, Entry Ban: Barnard to Prohibit Columbia Students From Entering Its Campus for 229 Years

by Kimberly Wing
March 31, 2025March 31, 2025

To reinforce its mission of empowering young women, Barnard College announced that it will begin barring campus entry to Columbia students for the next 229 years beginning next Fall. This particular time…

Articles/Arts and Culture/Business

Columbia University Sells You to One Direction

by Kimberly Wing
March 12, 2025April 24, 2025

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! At 8 AM, you wake up in your cramped Carman Hall dorm and pull your hair into a messy bun. You slip on an oversized hoodie, ripped jeans, and…

Articles/Arts and Culture/On Campus

“Pressed” Up: A Fed x Spec Fanfiction

by Kimberly Wing
February 18, 2025February 18, 2025

Tags: #fedxspec #fedtator #columbiafederalist #columbiadailyspectator #enemiestolovers #slowburn #collegeau #columbiauniversity #newyorkcity #journalism “Spec!” A familiar voice belonging to Bwog called out, halting Spec on their way to the first day of class. “How…

Advice/Articles/On Campus

Dear Freshmen: That A- WILL Ruin Your Life

by Kimberly Wing
February 14, 2025February 12, 2025

Last year, when I got my spring semester grades back, I received an A- in Calculus. “Well, an A is an A, so a win is a win,” I thought. My parents…

Articles/Barnard/Business

Heartwarming: Barnard Receives Donation of 50 Cents and Half-Eaten Hot Dog

by Kimberly Wing
December 12, 2024February 13, 2025

With the announcement that Barnard will be $252 million in projected debt for its construction project, the college is scrambling to redistribute its funding and grow its endowment. Emails have been sent…

Articles/Breaking/On Campus/Sports

Columbia Reveals New Nonchalant Mascot

by Kimberly Wing
November 12, 2024November 12, 2024

In preparation for Homecoming, Columbia University’s Board of Trustees have announced their plans to retire Roar-ee and replace him with a new, very chill mascot. This decision comes after controversy over the…

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