In response to both increased class sizes and a growing demand for guests at the 2024 Senior Boat Cruise, the Columbia Senior Week Committee has instituted a policy allowing ticketless seniors to…
A Milky, Milky Matcha O my Luve is like a milky, Liz’s matcha That’s newly separated in color; O my Luve is like the “egg and cheese” That’s sweetly chanted in tune.…
As temperatures dropped into the 30°F on Wednesday, the Penis Fountains of Low Steps were reported defending their smaller appendage size under the common wives tales of “being cold.” Scientists and university…
The Fac Shack is the Coolest Shack on Campus Hell yeah, baby! The Fac Shack rules! Coolest shack on campus by a mile, no contest. You walk up, chat with your Fac…
It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals when it was checked by a violent gust of wind that swept up the streets (for…
Barnard 600s dorms to limit toilet paper distribution due to increased suspicious mummy wrapping activity. Please be mindful of your surroundings near the toilet paper cabinet.…
Columbia’s hottest snoop is…a little ghoul with a dark bob? As the spookiest season full of tricks and treats approaches, one silly little ghoul is being fed (heehee fed get it) through…
HELP! TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE HALLOWEEKEND AND I CANT FIND MY GOTH GF!
Amidst all the ghouls, goblins, ghosts, and platform shoe-d frankensteins, exists your platform Doc Marten wearing girlfriend “Twas the night before Halloweekend, and all through campus, Not a creature was stirring, not…
As both an English major and an unofficial transfer success story, I find joy in mentoring the youth; and so, I am here to caution certain crowds against joining the Barnard English…
Barnard Tunnel System Currently Under Renovation to be Transformed into Spirit Halloween for Autumn
Originally expecting a Spring 2024 completion, the renovation projects in the Francine A. LeFrak Foundation Center for Well-Being in Barnard Hall is being delayed due to a brief business venture with Spirit…