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Articles/World

CONGRATULATIONS AND CONDOLENCES: This Woman Has Post-Grad Plans (Unfortunately, It’s Grad School)

by Gabrielle Linder
May 13, 2025May 14, 2025

At least one graduate in the Class of 2025 can sleep easy, knowing what the future holds after she graduates. Unfortunately for her, the future holds years of meticulous research into a…

Articles/Arts and Culture/Music/On Campus/Politics

Columbia Speaks Out In Support of Chappell Roan, Saying Stars Shouldn’t Have To Engage With Political Issues, and Neither Should Universities

by Gabrielle Linder
May 5, 2025May 2, 2025

Columbia University recently voiced their support for Chappell Roan after she faced controversy in the wake of her recent Call Her Daddy interview. The university spokesperson stated that they too believe stars…

Articles/Breaking News/Katrina Armstrong/On Campus

Armstrong Steps Down

by Gabrielle Linder, Olivia Ruble and Dani Winkler
March 31, 2025March 31, 2025

NEW YORK, NY—Interim President Katrina Armstrong of Columbia University announced today that she is stepping down from her current position on a particularly wobbly ladder outside of Low Library, effective April 1,…

Advice/Articles

How to Survive Your First Time at a Midwestern Thanksgiving (as a Coastal Elite)

by Gabrielle Linder
November 28, 2024December 3, 2024

Cuffing season worked, and now you have a girlfriend for the holidays. It would be wonderful, the only problem is she wants you to meet her family… at Thanksgiving… in the Midwest.…

Advice/Articles/New York City/Style

How to Have the Best Halloweekend in the City

by Gabrielle Linder
October 27, 2024October 28, 2024

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Featured/On Campus/Politics

NERD ALERT: This Freshman’s First College Party Was a Debate Watch Party

by Gabrielle Linder
September 13, 2024September 13, 2024

Colin, a first-year PoliSci student from Ohio, called his mom to tell her he finally got invited to his first college party! He didn’t even get to the Carman floor nine lounge…

Breaking News/On Campus

Columbia Announces Graduation Ceremony to Be Streamed via Drone Feed

by Gabrielle Linder
May 5, 2024May 5, 2024

In an effort to make graduation more accessible to families out of town, and for no other reason, Columbia announces its spring commencement ceremony will be streamed via drone feed provided by…

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