- Saturday Nights at Amity Hall
Remember the good old booming days when you could spring the $5.80 for the subway to and from Bushwick, the $15 cover, and two or three shots for your friends at the bar. Those days are over. You’re pre-ing and walking down to 110th and Amsterdam to stand in a crowded room full of vague acquaintances from your discussion sections.
- Ferris’ powdered eggs go widespread
Remember when you’d journey past Butler to get real eggs at John Jay instead of the shams at Ferris? No bother anymore. Powder is the norm. This is our life now.
- Rich European International Students Caught Outfit Repeating
Isn’t the same green Goyard bag paired with Chanel shoes and Cartier Bracelet as last week? That’s what I thought, Aurélie. The tariffs are affecting all of us. Solidarity matters now more than ever.
- JJ’s for drunk food
Hooda is $10. Don’t even get us started on the prices at Los Tacos No.1. All you can spare is a meal swipe. Be sure to steal some ice cream sandwiches that are sure to melt in your fridge overnight!
- Huji Cam Graduation Pics
Who can spring the $120 the sophomore who has a shitty DSLR is asking for these days? Huji Cam pics of you straddling Alma in your blue gown will have to suffice.
- Columbia Conforming to Fascism
Well, yes!
