The change will afford him the opportunity to enroll in GS full-time.…

“We’ve just been tossing them in the dumpster on 111th.”…

He has yet to figure out how to resize the GIF without decreasing the resolution to 200 pixels.…

“Once you’ve seen the world, you can’t stay in one place for long.”…

"A lot of people might not understand the my transition."…

Despite the imminence of the final debate, Trump was reportedly grumbling in the car the whole way, throwing his fists and kicking the seat in front of him.…

"The effort is honestly impressive."…

"You can imagine how left out I feel."…

"It's really inspiring to see someone take this kind of personal risk to stand up for their beliefs."…

We've surveyed all of the election endorsements on campus.…

"I found that I could only feel comfortable with the tip of my nose resting snugly in my sphincter."…

"Maybe it was an empty promise all along."…