"There are still some holdouts who experience brief moments of fleeting happiness."…

Look! It's a cloud of buzz words!…

"It is not just a pathetic excuse for a meal; it is an affront to the values upheld by our well-nourished Founding Fathers."…

"I don’t pay nearly $70,000 a year to go more than a week without being offended."…

"I've never met more flabby human beings, except for every other semester I've taught here."…

"The post-war resurgence of female domesticity? That’s my aesthetic. And, oh my god, Republican Motherhood? Now that’s a deep cut."…