by Federalist Staff September 22, 2026September 22, 2026 Breaking News/Featured The John Jay Shitter: Fecal Matter as a Kind of Resistance An Interview with Marcel Duchamp Right before his death, The Fed had the pleasure of interviewing the avant-garde artist Marcel Duchamp. His work focused on experimental, nonconformist ideas that manifested in all… Continue Reading »
Breaking News/Featured Advice for Single Freshmen During NSOP by Livy Molko September 13, 2026September 13, 2026 Welcome Freshmen. Welcome to NSOP. Welcome to the most important week of…
Breaking News/Featured How to Get Your Partiful Numbers Up by Eamon Costello September 1, 2026September 2, 2026 One question looms as we enter the 2026-2027 academic year. Are you…
Fedvestigations/Food and Drink 1020 to Shut Its Doors Permanently by Reza Shayesteh and Livy Molko July 9, 2026July 9, 2026 Following over thirty years of service to the Morningside Heights and Columbia…
World Ted Cruz Drops Out of Race to Spend Less Time With His Family by Max Rosenberg May 4, 2016November 11, 2021 "After enduring a six month family road trip, you can imagine how much we all hate each other."…
On Campus After 139 Years, Spectator Reveals It Has Been Satire All Along by Max Rosenberg May 4, 2016November 11, 2021 The Odyssey Online is likely also a massive farce.…
On Campus Columbia Builds New Satellite Campus in Hell by Orly Morgan May 3, 2016November 11, 2021 Columbia is using eminent domain to confiscate Ted Cruz's future real estate.…
On Campus Ocean’s Seven: The CDCJ Low Library Sit-In Was A Cover For A Massive Heist by Pierre Joseph Gambon May 3, 2016November 11, 2021 "Keep chanting, suckers. Me, my pet tiger, and my new Hummer are just going to ride out the storm."…
World Sponsored: Buy Guyco Insurance by Iqraz Nanji May 2, 2016November 11, 2021 Gender-bender? Call Guyco.…
World Malia Obama, Nine Secret Service Agents to Attend Harvard by Thomas Germain May 1, 2016November 11, 2021 To celebrate, the President let Malia pick any drone target she wanted.…
World Salmon Shorts Will Go Extinct By 2025 Due to Overconsumption, Scientists Say by Max Rosenberg April 27, 2016November 11, 2021 Man-made pollutants, like Ray-Bans and Keystone Light, caused the species to mutate into even more hideous pastel shades.…
On Campus Where In Time And Space Is Roar-ee? by Iqraz Nanji April 27, 2016November 11, 2021 Can you spot him?…
On Campus Op-Ed: Athletes Offer Important Contributions In and Out of the Classroom by Anonymous April 26, 2016November 11, 2021 Without them, on whom would you blame your Harvard rejection?…
On Campus CCSC Water Pong Tournament Serves as Formal Surrender in War on Fun by Juvenal April 26, 2016November 11, 2021 It was a fitting end to the conflict, which has claimed over three fraternities and a pair of bacchanals. …
World Sponsored: Hang Out At CrossFit by Anonymous April 25, 2016November 11, 2021 At least it's cheaper than SoulCycle.…
On Campus BDS Member Drops Out of Columbia, Joins Hezbollah by Raistala Ronpeas April 24, 2016November 11, 2021 He was even able to rewrite his C.V. at the militant group’s Centre for Career Education, which was significantly more helpful than Columbia's.…