by Federalist Staff September 22, 2026September 22, 2026 Breaking News/Featured The John Jay Shitter: Fecal Matter as a Kind of Resistance An Interview with Marcel Duchamp Right before his death, The Fed had the pleasure of interviewing the avant-garde artist Marcel Duchamp. His work focused on experimental, nonconformist ideas that manifested in all… Continue Reading »
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World Helium Announces Preferred Gender Pronouns by Iqraz Nanji May 10, 2016November 11, 2021 This might mess with your organic chemistry final.…
On Campus In Effort to Reduce Stress Culture, Columbia Will Become a State School by The Feditorial Board May 10, 2016November 11, 2021 Welcome to SUNY MoHi.…
On Campus In Last Ditch Effort, Sophomore Virgin Blames Celibacy on Zionist Conspiracy by Ben Greenspan May 9, 2016November 11, 2021 GOOGLE IT! The Jews control JSwipe.…
On Campus Debora Spar Kidnaps Malia Obama by Thomas Germain May 9, 2016November 11, 2021 "Malia is going to lean in if it's the last thing she ever does."…
Featured Raw Finals Survival Guide: Study Spaces by Anonymous May 8, 2016November 11, 2021 Looking for a new place to study? Take a seat from a sleeper in 209.…
On Campus Following Harvard, Columbia Bans Fraternities and Sororities by Max Rosenberg May 8, 2016November 11, 2021 The decision was mourned by prefrosh looking forward to getting drenched in Bud Light and other students' sweat.…
Featured Raw Finals Survival Guide: Music by Anonymous May 7, 2016November 11, 2021 Be wary of One Direction.…
Featured Raw Finals Survival Guide: Clothes and Accessories by Anonymous May 7, 2016November 11, 2021 If you have been wearing the same sweatpants since Monday, you are not alone.…
Featured/On Campus The Fed’s Raw Finals Survival Guide by The Feditorial Board May 5, 2016November 11, 2021 Get through finals with most of your limbs intact by following our advice.…
On Campus Raw Finals Survival Guide: The Bathroom Standoff by Natasha Przedborski May 5, 2016November 11, 2021 Here are some guidelines for peaceful shitting.…