Freshmen Zeroing In On Who In Class Will Be “That Guy”


Only four days into NSOP, the Class of 2021 has already zeroed in on a small group of freshmen who could potentially become “That Guy.”

“Right now, there are definitely a few candidates who are sticking out,” Wyatt Grinchell CC ‘21 said. “there’s that one dude who rides a Ripstik everywhere, and there’s that kid who keeps eating his food in a fucking tree.”

“Oh, and I’ve also heard talk of a sleeper candidate,” Grinchell continued, “who apparently repeatedly plays air guitar and sings ‘Love Shack’ by the B-52’s. If the rumors are true, that would truly be something special.”