by Livy Molko September 13, 2026September 13, 2026 Breaking News/Featured Advice for Single Freshmen During NSOP Welcome Freshmen. Welcome to NSOP. Welcome to the most important week of your life. Welcome to the seven days that will make or break your entire college experience, heck your entire future. … Continue Reading »
Breaking News/Featured How to Get Your Partiful Numbers Up by Eamon Costello September 1, 2026September 2, 2026 One question looms as we enter the 2026-2027 academic year. Are you…
Fedvestigations/Food and Drink 1020 to Shut Its Doors Permanently by Reza Shayesteh and Livy Molko July 9, 2026July 9, 2026 Following over thirty years of service to the Morningside Heights and Columbia…
Articles/Science and Technology/World Columbia Reassures Students Hacked Data “Hasn’t Changed Much Since It Was Last Leaked” by Federalist Staff May 9, 2026May 9, 2026 NEW YORK — Columbia issued a statement Wednesday calming concerns over the…
On Campus News Brief: Barnard Signs Construction Contract With Inflatable Union Rat by Thomas Germain November 28, 2016November 6, 2021 The administration has finally given in to the rat's demands.…
World News Brief: Despite Failure of Campaign, Jill Stein Invites Supporters Back to Van for Thanksgiving Tofurkey by Isaiah Bennett November 23, 2016November 6, 2021 All five Green Party members attended.…
On Campus Barnard Raises Application Fee to First-Born Child by Thomas Brockland November 23, 2016November 6, 2021 “We’ll settle for someone else’s first-born child, if an issue arises. We’re not picky.”…
On Campus Selfless Student Makes Time in Schedule for Family Vacation to Bermuda by Isaiah Bennett November 21, 2016November 6, 2021 It's all out of love for his family.…
On Campus News Brief: Entire Class of 2019 Suspended for Angsty 2011 Facebook Posts by Yi Wang November 21, 2016November 6, 2021 Expel them.…
On Campus Courageous Man Comes Out as Closet Racist by Harrison Gale November 21, 2016November 6, 2021 "I finally feel comfortable enough to spread my wings and be the racial extremist I’ve always known I could be.”…
On Campus President Bollinger’s Emails Hacked, Released by WikiLeaks by Philip Maehr November 21, 2016November 6, 2021 We have reprinted Bollinger's most notable emails.…
On Campus Freshman Frantically Hides Illicit Items in Preparation for Parents’ Visit by Ani Wilcenski November 20, 2016November 6, 2021 He even made his roommate take down the Budweiser posters, but that was for aesthetic reasons.…
On Campus Debora Spar: “There Are No More Trees To Kill. My Work Here Is Done.” by Thomas Germain November 20, 2016November 6, 2021 “In a way, Lincoln Center is like a tree, and I will drive it into the ground.”…
On Campus Wrestling Team Promises Reform: No More Snitches to be Allowed Onto the Wrestling Team by Justin Cheng November 19, 2016November 6, 2021 "With this new policy, we will be able to better cultivate an external image of respect.”…
On Campus Columbia Football Player Disappointed to Find Out He Was Admitted for His Grades by Hayley Tillett November 18, 2016November 6, 2021 "Can you believe it? It’s like I just snuck onto the team through the back door."…
On Campus TA Patiently Waits For The Student Who Did The Reading To Answer Question by W. Reed Simmons November 17, 2016November 6, 2021 He played with the notion of letting the other students take a crack at the answer.…