by Federalist Staff September 22, 2026September 22, 2026 Breaking News/Featured The John Jay Shitter: Fecal Matter as a Kind of Resistance An Interview with Marcel Duchamp Right before his death, The Fed had the pleasure of interviewing the avant-garde artist Marcel Duchamp. His work focused on experimental, nonconformist ideas that manifested in all… Continue Reading »
Breaking News/Featured Advice for Single Freshmen During NSOP by Livy Molko September 13, 2026September 13, 2026 Welcome Freshmen. Welcome to NSOP. Welcome to the most important week of…
Breaking News/Featured How to Get Your Partiful Numbers Up by Eamon Costello September 1, 2026September 2, 2026 One question looms as we enter the 2026-2027 academic year. Are you…
Fedvestigations/Food and Drink 1020 to Shut Its Doors Permanently by Reza Shayesteh and Livy Molko July 9, 2026July 9, 2026 Following over thirty years of service to the Morningside Heights and Columbia…
On Campus TA Patiently Waits For The Student Who Did The Reading To Answer Question by W. Reed Simmons November 17, 2016November 6, 2021 He played with the notion of letting the other students take a crack at the answer.…
On Campus Helicopter Mom Really Steps up Her Game by John Andrade November 16, 2016November 6, 2021 His mother waved to us from the cockpit.…
On Campus Hillel Hands Out Free Kippahs to Combat Male Pattern Baldness by Nicole Javorsky November 16, 2016November 6, 2021 They are 100% effective.…
On Campus Student Switches CC Sections After Receiving Only 98 On Midterm by Yi Wang November 16, 2016November 6, 2021 Her professor also cuts her off after only two to seven minutes of speaking.…
On Campus BREAKING: Debora Spar Resigns From Barnard After Realizing It’s Not a Corporation by Sandy Gooen November 16, 2016November 6, 2021 Oops.…
On Campus Columbia Wrestlers to Become White House Interns by Ani Wilcenski November 16, 2016November 1, 2024 The Trump administration was impressed by their writing samples.…
On Campus MISSING: Have You Seen the McBain Elevator? by Yi Wang November 15, 2016November 6, 2021 Residents fondly recall using the elevator to gain privacy for an hour or two as it traveled between floors. …
On Campus Op-Ed: Women Need To Stop Putting Me On A Pedestal by Ben Greenspan November 15, 2016November 6, 2021 "Revealing my thoughts is in the best interest of not only myself, but also my legions of female admirers."…
World Too Big to Fail, But Not to Love: Why Banks Should Stay Together by Luis Vera November 14, 2016November 6, 2021 Do not make the mistake of assuming size is a barrier to love.…
On Campus Students Hold Candlelight Vigil Ater Ultimate Frisbee Team Drowns in Pussy by Nick Ribolla November 14, 2016November 6, 2021 “How many bros do we have to lose before the administration takes action?”…
On Campus CAVA Through The Years by Natalie Arenzon November 13, 2016November 6, 2021 A look back at CAVA's historical evolution.…
On Campus Physics Student Sues Columbia for Cruel and Unusual Punishment in Frontiers of Science by Kevin Gong November 13, 2016November 6, 2021 “I thought we were just warming up when the professor asked us how science made us feel.”…