On Campus Professor Thinks It Would Be Pretty Neat to Add a GIF to His Lecture Notes by Hayley Tillett October 24, 2016November 6, 2021 He has yet to figure out how to resize the GIF without decreasing the resolution to 200 pixels.…
On Campus Sophomore Becomes Cultured After Study Abroad in Toronto by Michelle Dandeneau October 23, 2016November 6, 2021 “Once you’ve seen the world, you can’t stay in one place for long.”…
On Campus Ferris Pasta Station Announces Fluid Identity by Anonymous October 23, 2016November 6, 2021 "A lot of people might not understand the my transition."…
On Campus Trump Struggling to Make Friends at Debate Camp by Emmett Werbel October 19, 2016November 6, 2021 Despite the imminence of the final debate, Trump was reportedly grumbling in the car the whole way, throwing his fists and kicking the seat in front of him.…
On Campus Lit Hum Student Coughs for 17th Time In Class by Luis Vera October 18, 2016November 6, 2021 "The effort is honestly impressive."…
On Campus English Major Feigns Stress to Fit in with Peers During Midterms by Ani Wilcenski October 16, 2016November 6, 2021 "You can imagine how left out I feel."…
On Campus Brave Columbia Student Works Up the Courage to Denounce Donald Trump by Max Rosenberg October 16, 2016November 6, 2021 "It's really inspiring to see someone take this kind of personal risk to stand up for their beliefs."…
On Campus Who’s Stuffing Your Box? by The Feditorial Board October 13, 2016November 6, 2021 We've surveyed all of the election endorsements on campus.…
On Campus Op-Ed: I Joined the Spectator, And Now I Can’t Remove My Head From My Ass by Bryant Benitez October 12, 2016November 6, 2021 "I found that I could only feel comfortable with the tip of my nose resting snugly in my sphincter."…
On Campus Cyber Terrorist Comments “Messaged” on Free & For Sale Post, Never Messages Seller by Chris Beltrone October 11, 2016November 6, 2021 "Maybe it was an empty promise all along."…
On Campus Student Makes Peculiar Discovery in Barnard Showers by Michelle Dandeneau October 10, 2016November 6, 2021 "When I realized the motive behind the feces, I was astonished by its brilliance."…
On Campus Study: Floorcest Leads to Genetic Defects by Greg Humphries October 10, 2016November 6, 2021 On the other hand, children of floorcest "have a huge leg up on admissions." …
