On Campus Trump Underwhelmed by SJP’s Apartheid Wall by Juvenal April 6, 2016November 13, 2021 "All those names - Homer, Herodotus. Do those guys really sell condos here?"…
On Campus Op-Ed: Next Year’s Sole Fun Campus Event Will Be Even More Fun than This Year’s Sole Fun Campus Event by Anonymous April 5, 2016November 13, 2021 The concert is in the evening, right? You bring your problem sets, right?…
On Campus Eric Foner Disappointed When Nude Photo of Him and Other Half of Rae Sremmurd Doesn’t Go Viral by Wendell Phillips April 4, 2016November 13, 2021 The filtered selfie on Foner’s Instagram, @TooHotForTenure, received a paltry 36 likes.…
On Campus Election Day Update: Ben Makansi Declares Self CCSC President For Life by The Feditorial Board April 4, 2016November 13, 2021 Victory was declared before voting even began.…
On Campus CCSC Debate Provides Three Students With Valuable Voting Insight by Andre Adams April 4, 2016November 13, 2021 It lacked both penis size comparisons and booger ingestion.…
On Campus Malia Obama Picks Barnard by The Feditorial Board April 1, 2016November 13, 2021 The First Daughter is coming to Morningside Heights.…
On Campus The Federalist Endorses Andre Adams and Iqraz Nanji for CCSC E-Board by The Feditorial Board April 1, 2016November 13, 2021 They need something to fill their empty schedule.…
On Campus Public Safety Brings In Cattle Rancher to Herd Students at Bacchanal by Christopher Bolton April 1, 2016November 13, 2021 "Maybe we'll even use an ear tag or something."…
On Campus Columbia Rejects Most Students Ever by Max Rosenberg March 31, 2016November 13, 2021 Once again, Columbia has trampled on the aspirations of a larger fraction of its applicants.…
On Campus Legal Team Strongly Urges Dean Boyce to Not Wear Pasties to Bacchanal by Ben Greenspan March 31, 2016November 13, 2021 “If I can’t fully #freethenipple, then I’m going to get as close as I can #Bach2016.”…
On Campus During Spring Cleaning, Facilities Tosses Columbia’s Junk on Lawn by Max Rosenberg March 30, 2016November 13, 2021 "With us having to send 6,000 kids through college, we just can’t afford to call 1-800-GOTJUNK right now."…
World Caitlyn Jenner Comes Out As A Ted Cruz Supporter by Shawma Chun March 30, 2016November 13, 2021 "Idiocy, much like sexuality and gender, exists on a spectrum."…
