We obvs believe all women, except if they accuse one of our bros of sexual assault. That’s just not cool, brah. All our Sigma Apple Pie bros are hot as fuck, they…

“It’s kind of, like, my thing, you know, that’s who I am and to have that taken away from me, it’s just, like, dude, that’s really not cool... like, I don’t think…

I am writing as both a personal gentrifier and an institutional one. Like the rest of white America who is just now learning about anti-Black racism, I have been pondering current events…

Although Elon Musk and Grimes’s baby is just days old, X Æ A-12 has become the first robot admitted to the Fu Foundation School of Engineering and Applied Sciences.…

“I hope he’s not like this at school,” confided Weiss’s mother. “He’s always telling us he’s at some club called ‘Ref’, I think. I don’t know, maybe he’s less of a nerd…

"Money is tight right now; I can’t just spend willy nilly on luxuries like housing and salaries!”…

“Stay where you are, get comfortable, and continue to study hard. We’ll be here until December.”…

The Facebook Knight: “Columbia students, do better.”…